| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A crisp, witty cotton tee that turns history into humor. Centered on a cheeky, meme-style print of George Washington with the caption split across two bars—“BENJAMIN…” above and “GET THE MUSKET” below—this shirt delivers a dry, irreverent nod to Revolutionary-era chaos. The image has a slightly worn, vintage texture that softens the graphic and makes it feel lived-in. Wear it to spark laughs at casual meetups, history club nights, or informal campus debates. The classic crew cut and relaxed fit let the design sit front-and-center without fuss, while the breathable cotton keeps things comfy during long conversations or summer events. If you like smart-aleck humor with a historical twist, this tee speaks your language: sarcastic, playful, and a little bit scholarly.
Product features
– 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
– Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
– Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
– Dual printing: crisp DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main front graphic
– OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and tear-away label for safe, itch-free wear
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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