WARNING: Contains Opinions (No Citations). OSHA formatting, peer-review optional, vibes mandatory.
Soft cotton energy for group chats, comment sections, and meetings that should have been an email argument.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
– Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
– Durable, high-contrast print applied with DTG/DTF methods for crisp detail
– OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight crewneck tee wears like a friendly conversation starter. The bold, warning-style graphic reads “WARNING: Contains Opinions (No Citations)” — a wink for anyone who enjoys witty banter, debate, or a bit of playful provocation. Soft ring-spun cotton and a classic fit keep comfort front and center, while a clean, high-contrast print stays readable from across the room. It layers easily under a jacket or stands alone with jeans for coffee shops, book clubs, or casual Fridays. The overall vibe is cheeky and confident — made for people who speak their mind and laugh about it.
