Tiny duck. Tiny knife. Big slogan: I choose violence. Cute until it isn't.
Soft cotton for mild threats, meme solidarity, and looking approachable while you aren't.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for breathable, soft wear
– Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean fit
– Ribbed, shape-retaining crew neckline with shoulder tape for durability
– Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
– Print methods: DTG for main print; DTF used for sleeve prints and inner neck labels
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, light, and comforting — this crew tee carries a bold, playful statement without ever feeling heavy. The graphic puts a mischievous, cartoon duck front and center inside a circular badge with the words “I CHOOSE VIOLENCE,” balanced by tiny skull icons. It reads like a wink: bold attitude wrapped in approachable, everyday style. Wear it around friends for a laugh, layer it under a jacket for casual nights out, or keep it on hand for relaxed weekends at home. The breathable 100% ring-spun cotton feels gentle on the skin while holding the print crisp and bright through washes. It sits clean at the neckline and keeps its shape, so the message stays as confident after many wears as it does on day one.
