A small green gnome soldier clutching a rifle, captioned I speak for the homies. Garden-war diplomacy with zero nuance.
Soft cotton for loyal weirdos.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, year-round comfort
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
– Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
– Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear and ethical cotton sourcing
– DTG/DTF-compatible print areas; sleeve and neck prints use DTF for vivid detail
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors




























