My Dad Made Your Dick That Small On Purpose Jesus Tee

Price range: $23.99 through $28.99

Vintage Jesus. My dad made your dick that small on purpose.

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Bearded portrait, handwritten caption. Not the smoking-facepalm Jesus tee. This one is the insult.

Product features

– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, comfortable wear

– Classic crew neckline and pearlized tear-away label for clean, itch-free fit

– Tubular knit without side seams for smooth drape and reduced waste

– Durable printing (DTG for main print; DTF for sleeve/inner neck details) that holds up to washing

– OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and EU-compliant safety with 2-year warranty

Care instructions

– Do not dryclean

– Do not bleach

– Tumble dry: low heat

– Iron, steam or dry: low heat

– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Weight N/A
Age Group

Adult