Looks like a real workplace warning until the punchline: there are no authorized personnel. Bureaucracy cosplay for the chronically locked out.
Clean crew neck, soft cotton, maximum side-eye at the badge reader.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
– Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
– DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck label printing for crisp graphics
– OEKO-TEX certified; meets EU safety standards and includes a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight cotton tee carries a bold, industrial-ready graphic that reads “AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY” in striking red. It sits comfortably on the body with a classic crew neckline and clean, tubular knit construction so the print stays front-and-center without distraction. The message-driven design has an unapologetic edge — wear it when you want to mark your space, add tongue-in-cheek authority to casual looks, or spark a laugh with friends. Soft ring-spun cotton and a tear-away label keep the feel easy all day. It layers effortlessly under jackets or pairs with jeans for a relaxed, confident outfit.
