Retro goose. Sunset stripes. One wing on a big red button. Today I choose violence — peace was a limited-time offer.
Loud chest graphic, soft cotton, built for days when the polite option is offline.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, airy feel
– Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
– Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
– DTG/DTF printed artwork for vivid, long-lasting color
– OEKO-TEX certified and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This soft, vintage-style tee carries a playful, rebellious spirit — a slightly cracked retro sun backdrop frames a calm goose holding a frying pan, with the cheeky phrase “Today I Choose Violence.” Light and breathable, the shirt layers easily for cozy weekends, errands, or slow coffee mornings where a wink of dark humor feels right. The relaxed silhouette sits comfortably over jeans or leggings; the muted sunset palette makes the print feel lived-in and familiar, like a favorite record worn in just enough. Wear it when you want to be gently provocative, start a smile, or share a private joke with fellow mischief-makers.
