I’m Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today Tee

Price range: $23.99 through $28.99

Dante. Counter. Clerks.

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Dante on the counter. Cigarette wall. The caption you already know: I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Soft cotton for shift workers, retail trauma bonding, and anyone clocked in under protest.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m² for all‑year comfort
– Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
– Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
– DTG/DTF printed artwork: high-detail front image with optional DTF sleeve or neck prints
– OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced materials

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This softstyle tee carries a quiet, cinematic energy — a black-and-white snapshot of a lone shopkeeper leaning forward, caught between patience and a story unsaid. The lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton feels breathable and smooth against the skin, while the classic crew silhouette keeps the image front-and-center. Wear it on slow afternoons at the café, during film nights, or when you want an understated piece that speaks to a love of indie cinema and offbeat, character-driven moments. The subtle text beneath the image adds a wink of narrative without shouting for attention — a gentle conversation starter for anyone who notices details.

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